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UNITED
STATES SENATE SEAT
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Item
number: 177619842008 |
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Important: I've
got this thing and it's fucking golden, and I'm just not giving
it up for fucking nothing. Unless I get something real good, I'm going
to keep this Senate option for me a real possibility, you know, and
therefore I can drive a hard bargain. You hear what I'm saying. And
if I don't get what I want and I'm not satisfied with it, then I'll
just take the Senate seat myself. Obama is a motherfucker. No allies
of that fucker accepted. Fuck him. I’m going to give this up nothing
but appreciation? Fuck him. All sales final. |
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Current bid: |
US
$20,000,000 |
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Time left: Start time: History: High bidder: Item location: Ships to: Shipping costs: |
7 days Nov. 4, 2008 270 bids (US $1,000,000 starting bid) TripleJ ( 1 ) Chicago, Il Washington, DC Yours |
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DESCRIPTION
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Vintage United States Senate Seat. This thing is fucking golden. You'd be a dumbass motherfucker to pass it up. This ain't no fucking Cessna. No background check required, item is available to highest bidder. All sales final — sorry, no fucking returns. Thanks for bidding.
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SHIPPING,
CONCEALMENT, BRIBES
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Don't contact seller for details. Beware of fucking wiretaps. A few cautionary notes: Keep this quiet. |
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PAYMENT
METHODS ACCEPTED
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• Cash / Money Fuckin' Order / Cashiers Check / Brown Bag • Other — See Payment Instructions for payment methods accepted |
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Other Options Contact Advisor B | Dump on the Tribune | Join "Change to Win" | Run for Office Like Other Suckers Do Seller assumes no fucking responsibility. Why PaytoPlayBay? | Hush Money | Leave No Paper Trail
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READY
TO ADVANCE YOUR POLITICAL CAREER?
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UNITED
STATES SENATE SEAT
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Current
Bid: US $20,000,000.00 (minimum bid increment US $2,000,000.00) |
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| Posted December 12, 2005 | |
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